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The Lusty Revel Wenches
Other / Folk / Punk

"Here we are! The scum of the earth!"

CHICAGO, Illinois
United States

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Member Since2/26/2006
Band Members

Mad Moll Higgins

Hammered dulcimer, pennywhistle, lead vocals, mad mad bubby-bushels

Sir Buggeroff

Drunken introductions, recitations, hat-tricks & asstd. capers

Constance Crankum

Accordion, woodwinds, vocals, any & all squeezes & puffs

Nigel

Bass, bodhran, backing bocals, & beer-garden jaw

Poppy Toft

Fiddle, blushing, giggling, naive trade-related commentary

Sally Salt

Angry percussion, irritated hammered dulcimer-playing, & gib cat-related activities





LRW ALUMNI & WHAT HAPPENED TO 'EM:

Oscar Randy

Unfortunately discovered he was clapped to the hilt from some unsavory prostitutes. He has decided to spend his last days in penance for his sins in the solitary destitution of a monastery.

Jane Jelly

Finally and completely lost her nob. She threw her fiddle to the Seven Seas & has been committed to Bedlam indefinitely.

Bosworth Lyndenson

Took a commission with the East India Company; a salty little man in port told us Bossy sniffed all the snuff on his merchant vessel & has since been sentenced to transportation.
InfluencesFops, trollops, lead-based facial powder, the smallpox, Terry Gilliam, the over-arching beautiful absurdity of the rococo era, the not-so-beautiful absurdity of the current era, lust, revels, wenches, Slammerkin, The Dresden Dolls, The World/Inferno Friendship Society, the overlarge helping of talent circulating when we mount the stage
Sounds LikeMozart forced into child-prostitution
Type of LabelMajor



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   About The Lusty Revel Wenches

The LUSTY REVEL WENCHES are here from the slums of 18th century London to sing you songs about the degradation of life on the streets, the blue-ruin Madame Geneva brings, and why the 21st century consists of naught but devil-drawers, Captain Grands, & draggle-tails.

Gallied to your gullet with paper-skulls & mopuses? Well! Grab a dram, hike up your petticoats, leave your respective house or alley and ENJOY THE BLASTED SHOW!


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NEVERMIND THE SILENCE; HERE'S THE WENCHES!
We know things have been quiet on our western front, but never fear! The game is afoot! Even as you attempt to reading this confounding text on the town notice board, or where ever our writings disappear to, we Wenches are hard at work, figuring out logistics and preparin' for the spring. The streets are hard to brave in winter times, so we're crouchin' in alleyways and frequenting brothels. We even recently discovered THE DANCING LADIES OF VAUXHALL GARDENS, who have agreed to wiggle their panniers in time with our music. We will be performing again, ladies and gents--just not for a wee bit. Keep yer eyes triple-peeled, however... much madness and glee is to follow!

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WHERE NEXT? Who knows! Look for clues! Who are these dollymops & dollyfops? Why are they dressed like that? Why do they keep dedicating their shows to Terry Gilliam? WHAT THE RUDDY HELL IS GOING ON?!

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Playing FUCK THE BACK ROW! was a wonderful experience enjoyed by all these "Lusty Revel Wenches". Amanda Palmer & Co. know how to entertain The picture show was a delight, as were the other performances. Both Amanda & Brian, collectively "The Dresden Dolls", were kind to us poor downtrodden prostitutes. The audience was encouraging--truly a sea of kindness in a cruel, class-ruled world. Cheers to vaudeville & fucking back rows all over the bleedin' place!
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Photography by Madame Antoinette Deauxafop.

(Listen for slicker recordings on the wax cylinders or whatever it is that powers this infernal machine coming in the next few months.)



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eric lab rat





Oct 28 2008 8:43 AM

If you're looking for a fun place to watch the election come in next week, you should definitely check out this party I'm throwing Election Night at Liar's Club.



Live sets by Phillip Morris and Bin Laden Blowin Up! DJ sets by Reaganomix, Mr Bobby and Itch 13. FREE champagne if Obama wins. Consolation shots if he doesn't. FREE raffle sponsored by Early to Bed, Rotofugi, Permanent Records, Uncle Fun, and Wellborn Clothing.



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Sep 17 2007 12:17 AM

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May 15 2007 12:26 AM

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May 12 2007 4:08 AM

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Feb 17 2007 10:42 AM

Ahh dear ladies
Finally we meet ... in a way. Prithee do come a visiting me at my beloved rectory in Brighthelm by-sea via the emm pee three... thingy and ecoutez mes enfants to my wild adventures around the herb garden.
I do remain yours
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Dec 16 2006 10:27 AM

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Nov 4 2006 6:03 PM

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Oct 10 2006 9:15 PM

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Sep 7 2006 3:21 AM

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Hello Dear

I am Barr. Morrison Jaki, the personal attorney to Mr Waters David a
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Aug 10 2006 11:08 AM

thanks for the add. keep up the good work!
Listen here
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Jul 13 2006 8:02 PM

THanks for clearing a little space in your 18th century London hearts for a yodeling banjo player from 21st century New York City. I'm very pleased to meet you.
Yours Cordially,
Curtis P. Eller
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Muy ya Muy ya





Jul 8 2006 1:42 AM

Hello the Lusty Revel Wenches, I cant make it to the show. But I wish you luck. I hope you guys can come to Detroit next time when the Dresden dolls tour again. It will be great to see you guys live!!

take care,
Maria
Natanya