They should post these two outside of every shitty bar in the city so when you're done making your brain all warm and fuzzy you can get started on your heart. Comments/Enlarge |
See all
There are certain places like teepees, the tops of barrels, and those inflatable icebergs that are so perfect for doing bong rips they actually double the strength of the weed. We call them “toking stations” and if you hit three in the same night, it will make you so stoned you can literally read lips.Comments/Enlarge |
See all
If you get caught driving while horny you can either give your penis a breathalyzer, let them take a cum sample, or talk to Officer McBonebender over here. Comments/Enlarge |
See all
November 18th, 2008 If you can’t admit how good it would feel to grab his Coach-logoed yarmulke and frisbee it into the sea, you’d better check your pulse. Comment
November 18th, 2008
There’s whining about how you hate what Europeans did to American Indians in the safety of your history class, and then there’s getting out there in the field and actually giving the poor bastards a snuggle. How far are you willing to go? Comment
ARCHIVE Click to enlarge. The newest ones are in the top left.
